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Joe Houston-Creator/Writer/Silly Goose


Quote of the day;


"Im gonna go take a sh*t, and when I come back, I'm gonna talk about the Mighty Duck Movies". ~ The Tourettes Guy

































Saturday, April 10, 2010

Monday, March 15, 2010

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Ty Stone- Boondock Saints soundtrack **Great**

Holy Crap the girls were HORRIBLE on Idol...and so was Ellen



Who chooses a Heart song or an Alicia Keys song as they're live AI debut? Every year the judges say the same thing. "Don't use a song where you are going to be compared with the original". Horrible. Now lets get to Ellen. Does she have any idea what she's talking about. Again, she was nervous most likely. Why I don't know, but she's entitled to a mulligan. Here was her plan... If Ellen was the fourth to critique a performer, she repeated what Randy,Kara and Simon said. If she was third in line, she would repeat. If she was second in line, she would repeat. And if it was Ellens turn to critique first...she would tell a joke. A very unfunny joke. Not good Ellen, not good. I can't believe I miss Paula! The panel should also be split down the middle. Three men and one woman is unbalanced.

Anywho... It was pretty bad, but here is what was good.

The Top 3 showings were;

(1)Crystal Bowersox

The song was retarded (Alanis Morissette), but she has natural Talent and is unique. Top 12

(2) Didi Benami

Yeah she's a cry baby, but she has a great Jazzy voice, much like Megan Joy from last season. (the one with the tatoo sleeve)... ...(just much much better)

(3)Siobhan Magnus

Now,as much as I don't wanna vote or support anyone from the cape, I can't deny that this girl can sing. I don't know if I love her voice, or I just loved the song she chose (wicked game). She kind of has the look of a mass murderer, and thats creepy, but it's also entertaining.

Overall the night sucked ass, but there is Talent.

Hopefully the Boys do better.

Thanks for reading, you silly geese.

...and the Tool of the day award goes to...



Evgeni Plushenko I didn't get the gold metal (wah) He didn't do a quad (wah)Real men skaters do quads (wah) The Flowbi didn't cut my hair right (wah) Daniel Laruso shouldn't have beat me in the karate tournement (wah) Mr. Miagi stole that belt (wah)(wah) (wah).... (wah).

Congrats Evgeni.... You are a TOOL!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

So Funny. I wish I thought this prank up.... but I will use it.


Stern for Idol!




Where is Ellen's musical backround? Why is she questioning Howards. This guy doesn't make 500 million for no reason. He is the only person that can save Idol from becoming extinct. People think he's gonna do what he does on his Sirius radio show on prime time TV. Get real. Stern will bring his fans and keep the show alive.

If not, The X-factor will take off and have Judges Simon, Paula, Randy and Ryan as Host. Hey, that line up sounds like a show I know?




Sunday, February 7, 2010

Thursday, February 4, 2010

The Tool of the day Award goes too...





What do you say to a NO talent piece of Dog Poo named Parez Hilton that has TWO black eyes?

Nothing! you already told that bitch twice!

Congrats Perez for being the Silly Goose Tool of the day. Hey Perez, I think yesterdays winner wants you to show him what browntown looks like. Be safe!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Okay, so heres a guy that was tripping on acid and just started talking some crazy trash talk. His buddy recorded it and it made some radio play. Then these guys put some cheap animation on it. The animation looks like crap but it's funny to watch how they put it together with this guys drabble.

Tool of the day award!!



On the first day of The Silly Goose I would like to give the tool of the day award to
Chief Richard Koch. Hey Dick, you're a tool.

Best of part 2

The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.)

SO Funny, poor guy. I still wonder if this is real!!

Coming Soon but who cares!!!!


My Dumb Blog. The Silly Goose.


Featuring;

..My Humor, which involves Poo Poo and other Funny things like Midgets HoolaHooping

..My retarded thoughts on random subjects
..My dumb comments on the news
..My "STFU you tool" comment section
..My "hey, do you even have a degree" music and movie reviews.

...and much much more crap you don't care about, but it entertains me for 30 minutes a day and keeps the creative juices flowing, so F off.

The Silly Goose!

Coming soon to entertain one or two people for a minute, then they move and forget about me.